no, seriously….

mommy needs a nap…or a drink…no, not a drink-it would just make mommy sleepier, so a nap…and a shower-but there are dishes to be washed and 5 loads of clothes to fold-yeah I said 5 loads. that gd laundry. wash it-ok, dry it-even better, but fold it? i say fuck it-i wash no less than 3 loads of clothes every day and frankly its pissing me off…mommy needs a nap…and a maid…a fat old gay maid who smells funny…otherwise mommy will get no sleep wondering if daddy is screwing the maid, so mommy will still need a nap…and a second job to pay for the maid that daddy may or may not be boning which would be just mommy’s luck to end up with a maid that’s hookin up with daddy, but STILL won’t give mommy a price break…and I think that would be fucked up….mommy needs a nap